Hey, readers. My name is Mark. I'm a recent graduate of an east coast university (and still living out here) after growing up in California.
I generally post things that I think are interesting, cool, make me laugh, stuff from favorite tv shows or all of the above. If you choose to follow me, I can promise you, you won't ever be disappointed*.
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*Disclaimer: I can't really promise that. I just hope I keep my followers amused.
This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS”
do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this
Why isn’t anyone talking about what a great sense of humor your mom has?
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
im a mega dragon hoh yes
*whispers* I am fire. I am death.
i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows
now we just need a show that references Supernatural
You mean like
I swear to God, if the last episode of supernatural is called ‘carry on my wayward son’ I will lose my shit.
so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that